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Zach explains his trainof thought on weed. It derails.
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A new Canadian study shows the risk of heart attacks nearly doubles among adults under the age of 45 who use cannabis more than four times a month. Researchers say the findings don’t prove that cannabis causes heart attacks, but the study serves as a reminder that it is not a harmless substance.
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TRANSCRIPT:
Pumpkin Patrol.
We’re just stopping cars to remind them to
slow down over Halloween. You guys were going a little fast there.
Got some candy I see you’re already in the Halloween spirit, do you mind?
Wait a minute.
I know you two.
Don’t smell any pot…
Doesn’t seem to be any smoke at all, I’m impressed!
Well, shouldn’t drive high.
That’s why we were driving fast.
Huh?
We had some edibles and we were trying to
get home before they kicked in.
Edibles, what kind of edibles.
Gummy bears.
Did you just feed me…
It’s ok.They’re legal now.
Besides, we’re not getting anything off these,
they’re so–
What’s wrong with him?
Oh, I think the edibles just kicked in.
It can take a while.
You can eat the bear head or the bear arse from the same gummy and have a totally different experience.
Like, I’m not even feeling–
Hello? Hello!
Oh my god.
Code 8, I’ve got a party in a vehicle that
has just ingested some cannabis-infused–
Adam 12 Code 8 is everything ok?
I’m ok. Are you ok?
I’m not high. Are you high?
Why would I be high.
Are you high?
It was just one gummy.
Oh my god.
I see dead people.
You’re gonna be ok man.
Just breathe.
Yeah, we gotchu buddy. It’ll be–
I’m so hungry.
Oh!
[Voiceover] Edibles: We’re probably going to regret this one.
A message from the Government of Canada.
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New Tim Hortons weed donuts should not be mixed with caffeine.
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#22minutes #comedy #weed
TRANSCRIPT:
We are an untapped market, you know?
Pensioners who have no responsibilities, yeehaw!
Spark up that bat, you know?
What?
Light up that joint.
What joint Enid?
C’mon now, it’s just an expression honey.
Oh my god Enid I’m worried sick about you,
it’s all joints and blunts and bongs with
ya lately.
Oh my goodness when did you get so straight-edge?
You never said anything when I was on the
medical marijuana for my glaucoma.
Yes but then as soon as they legalized it
your glaucoma cleared right up.
Oh yes, that was a holy miracle.
At one time dope was all about sticking it
to the man, now it seems like we’re just buying
it off the man.
Yes, all the top cops are the top dope dealers.
Yes, that Fantino fellow.
Yes, he’s the one who said marijuana was the
same as murder.
And then faster than he used to lock up dime
bag dealers, he started his own marijuana
company and made a fortune.
The whole thing stinks.
I know, I really miss my old dealer.
He used to give me the seniors’ discount.
Now it’s all about putting more money into
the hands of people who already got too much
of it.
Like Galen Weston and them, billionaires but
they can’t pay the little one on the cash
down at the Loblaws a living wage.
And then they got the license to sell you
the dope, and so you’re a captive audience.
I mean you’re going around stoned out of your
gourd, trapped in their Superstores, hemmed
in on all sides by aisles and aisles of irresistible
Doritos.
Yes and the Lays All Dressed.
Oh and the Oreo cookies.
Oh my god the bags of sour keys.
Not to mention the family-sized packages of
Skittles.
Eulalia, are you?
Yes girl, yes, high as a lark, you know.
That makes two of us.
Four, by my count.
Let’s never speak of this again.
What?
Exactly.
Blowing some gage, I’m on a rampage.
Enid, I’m gonna strut, peck and Susie-Q.
Girl, I’m on a bender!
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