Funny Joke: A policeman catches a man with some weed in his pocket

Funny Joke: A policeman catches a man with some weed in his pocket



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A policeman catches a man with some weed in his pocket.

“You’re going to jail for all that marijuana in your pocket!” the policeman stated.

“But officer, this weed isn’t mine. It keeps appearing in my pocket every time I flush it down the toilet.” the man replied.

“Oh, really? This I gotta see. If you can prove it, you’re free to go!” the policeman challenged.

The man takes all the marijuana out of his pocket and puts it in the toilet.

He then pulls the handle and watches it go down the drain.

Several minutes go by and nothing happens.

“Well, why hasn’t the weed appeared back in your pocket?” the policeman asked.

The man innocently replies,…

“What weed?”

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"Joke of The Day" Marijuana Doesn't Really Hurt Anyone... Greenfield Park, Mesa Arizona

“Joke of The Day” Marijuana Doesn’t Really Hurt Anyone… Greenfield Park, Mesa Arizona



Greenfield Park
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Two reservable shaded ramadas 480-644-PLAY (7529)
One first-come, first-serve shaded ramada.
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Restrooms
Shaded Playground (13,000 SF)
Exercise Equipment
Horseshoes
20.7 acres
ADA sidewalks throughout park
Parking Lot (43 spots)

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Government Weed Dispensaries | Torontopia

Government Weed Dispensaries | Torontopia



Does anyone at the government know how to sell weed?

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Cheech & chong "keep on knocking but you cant come in"

Cheech & chong “keep on knocking but you cant come in”



cheech and chong was a nice day maan

Movie: Cheech and chong up in smoke

(I don’t own this in any way)

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