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It’s ok, edibles are legal now | 22 Minutes

October 31, 2019 Published by TokeTheMost

Edibles will get you in the Halloween spirit. Watch 22 Minutes online in Canada on CBC Gem: https://gem.cbc.ca/media/this-hour-has-22-minutes/s29

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TRANSCRIPT:

Pumpkin Patrol.

We’re just stopping cars to remind them to
slow down over Halloween. You guys were going a little fast there.

Got some candy I see you’re already in the Halloween spirit, do you mind?

Wait a minute.

I know you two.

Don’t smell any pot…

Doesn’t seem to be any smoke at all, I’m impressed!

Well, shouldn’t drive high.

That’s why we were driving fast.

Huh?

We had some edibles and we were trying to
get home before they kicked in.

Edibles, what kind of edibles.

Gummy bears.

Did you just feed me…

It’s ok.They’re legal now.

Besides, we’re not getting anything off these,
they’re so–

What’s wrong with him?

Oh, I think the edibles just kicked in.

It can take a while.

You can eat the bear head or the bear arse from the same gummy and have a totally different experience.

Like, I’m not even feeling–

Hello? Hello!

Oh my god.

Code 8, I’ve got a party in a vehicle that
has just ingested some cannabis-infused–

Adam 12 Code 8 is everything ok?

I’m ok. Are you ok?

I’m not high. Are you high?

Why would I be high.

Are you high?

It was just one gummy.

Oh my god.

I see dead people.

You’re gonna be ok man.

Just breathe.

Yeah, we gotchu buddy. It’ll be–

I’m so hungry.

Oh!

[Voiceover] Edibles: We’re probably going to regret this one.

A message from the Government of Canada.

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Drugs – Stand up comedy by Anshu Mor

October 30, 2019 Published by TokeTheMost

Back in my college days, one night we tried drugs! What followed was a very weird experience! Enjoy and pls share with your friends!

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Shot by : The Habitat Team
Video Editor – Harsh Shah
Audio Mix and Master – Yash Barse

Written & Performed by – Anshu Mor

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Dave Chappelle On Ohio’s Heroin Crisis | Netflix Is A Joke

October 26, 2019 Published by TokeTheMost

“Poor white people love, and I mean they fucking love… Heroin.” – Dave Chappelle

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I Got Kicked Out of Church | Bill Engvall

September 17, 2019 Published by TokeTheMost

Bill has got some of the quickest wit, but sometimes it backfires. Sometimes when Bill gets a little confused he says the first thing that comes to mind….we don’t think the church is going to be letting him speak for a while! Enjoy this oldie but goodie from Bill’s library of hilarity.

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Comedian Bill Engvall was part of the enormously successful Blue Collar Comedy Tour and has starred in a number of films, TV shows and sitcoms, including Blue Collar TV, Comedy Central, A Pair of Jokers, Evening at the Improv , The Jeff Foxworthy Show, The Tonight Show and the Late Show with David Letterman. Some of Engvall’s specials and albums include:

– Just Sell Him For Parts (2016)
– Them Idiots Whirled Tour (2012)
– Aged and Confused (2009)
– 15° Off Cool (2007)
– Dorkfish (1998)
– Here’s Your Sign (1996)

Engvall’s work has earned his numerous awards, including American Comedy Award for “Best Male Stand-up Comedian,” #1 position on the Billboard Comedy Chart for Here’s Your Sign, “Best Selling Comedy album,” and a Grammy Award nomination for Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For The Road.

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Why Some Cops Become Cops – Kyle Kinane

September 7, 2019 Published by TokeTheMost

Kyle Kinane shares a few reasons why police officers might choose that particular career path and recounts a time when a very friendly cop showed up to a party. (Contains strong language.)

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The Harshest Burns from the Roast of Justin Bieber

August 25, 2019 Published by TokeTheMost

Relive all the shocking and brutal jokes from the roast of Justin Bieber, as Roastmaster General Jeff Ross says, the “King Joffrey of pop.”

0:00 Introduction
0:12 PETE DAVIDSON roasts Justin Bieber.
1:27 NATASHA LEGGERO roasts Justin Bieber.
3:03 SHAQUILLE O’NEAL roasts Justin Bieber.
4:25 CHRIS D’ELIA roasts Justin Bieber.
5:02 MARTHA STEWART roasts Justin Bieber.
6:27 JEFF ROSS roasts Justin Bieber.
7:59 SNOOP DOGG roasts Justin Bieber.
8:32 HANNIBAL BURESS roasts Justin Bieber.
10:03 RON BURGUNDY roasts Justin Bieber.
10:45 JUSTIN BIEBER roasts the dais members.

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The World’s Most Aggressive Telemarketer – Key & Peele

August 12, 2019 Published by TokeTheMost

A telemarketer uses an unusual new technique to sell vacation packages.

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Best of: Jo Koy | Netflix Is A Joke

August 3, 2019 Published by TokeTheMost

Jo Koy discusses Asian accents, his son’s shower routine, and why his mom hates socks in hampers.

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Kathy Bates Recommends A Pot Strain For Conan | CONAN on TBS

June 26, 2019 Published by TokeTheMost

Kathy recommends that Conan start with a mellow strain like Mendo Queen.

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The Most Stressful Restaurant Experience Ever – Key & Peele

June 20, 2019 Published by TokeTheMost

Two people trying out a new Macedonian restaurant inadvertently find themselves caught in the middle of a fierce cultural rivalry.

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